well i'll be damned!

I just found out yesterday that I am 250 years old and its the year of the rat???? I was surprised as hell no doubt.Has to be true my profile said so all on its own!!! Well lets see I was a kid then grew up [uh huh] had a parental alcoholic, had a kid at 16, lost child in an accident, then divorced.met great guy got married had 2 kids a girl, a boy. kids grew, relatives began assault on sanity everyones kids stoners,bouts with the law, jail for some.show real lack of brains at times
.home is raided by dea hubby burns families stuff like clothes,guitar,etc.mom passes after older brother.they all run amuck regularily,neice gets hit by car doing 45 is fine [car no] nephew gets shot in ohio with a cigar,[ yea i know] neice makes money by getting mexican dudes drunk, stealing their money,sis marries looney tic[ seriously] more jail, are we having fun yet???? bro in law beats crap out of carlos [mexican dude] thats only a bitty bit of it really.