only in kentucky!!

I emailed the governor the other day and told him only in ky. can a pervert watch a person urinate and do it legally.we have these drug testing programs whereby you have to go give a sample. to be tested for drug use that get weirder all the time. now you have to use one hand to hold urine cup while the other hand is on the wall and your clothing is up and down to fully expose your hoo haa! next i expect your going to have to do all this while standing on your head! to make matters worse an employee is looking over your shoulder right next to you as if their NOT looking to make sure you dont cheat . you could only cheat if you had more than 2 arms, hands! and this is PRE trial. in ky your guilty until proven innocent!
our new state motto is 'kentucky arrive on vacation, leave on probation! 2 guys i know were pulled over searched, etc they were just about to be let go when collonapins started falling out of the one guys pantleg! needless to say they spent the night in the slammer. but it has come to light recently that people have been sentenced to 5-10 yrs for drug charges only to find when receiving a motion of discovery that NO lab work was done to substantiate or prove drugs were involved. that is scary! and how dumb is it that a person can get a motion of discovery telling them who ratted them out? sounds dangerous to me. i told the gov.its no wonder ky. has never been able to live down the backwoods hillbilly stigma because of the way they do business. really stupid, really really stupid!