One day in the lunchroom at my hubbys place of employment a guy [brilliant] decided to warm his hard boiled egg in the micro no less. He took off the shell ,then placed the egg in the micro warming it for a few seconds.Smart guy sat down and bit into the egg it exploded like a grenade! startled he jumped up,there on the wall was an outline of his head in egg!!! no joke.
How was everyones thanksgiving? next yr i said im going to cracker barrel. My nephews girlfriend found a pic my sister [his mom] drew of a dog faced woman that said donna is a bitch whore. [ girlfriend]. nice touch sis.Going to jail aint got no bail Girlfriends knocked up . Some more of sis's husbands [i use this term loosly] song lyrics.A compulsive shopper he is [ and all on his way to the poor house] he bought 15 wooden jointed snakes to scare animals away worked
well the neighborhood dogs had a blast with them. He was convinced a family member was stealing his peaches off a tree in their yard,he bitched,bitched we told him no one in our family would pick them their too lazy.So a few weeks later the lady next door was out she said she had the best time watching squirrels run across on the cable ,steal his damn peaches. finally hes the official ass.!!
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