trunk dude!

About 3:00 in the morning the phone rang,I was just heading to bed.Picking it up I said hello.A voice in a whisper said 'hey,hey'Recognizing it as a friend of our grown kids I asked why are you whispering Chris?.He answered saying the cops came to my house with a warrant for me,I ran out back and hid in the bushes.I have to hide till I can call my lawyer.He said roll out here and back into the driveway around the corner and pop your trunk. Being the help till it hurts kind of person I am I did.I drove to the next town, backed in the drive watching through my rearview mirror I saw a figure in black dive into my trunk and I pulled out.On the way I asked hey Chris on the outside chance I get pulled over and they search my car why should I tell them theres a man in my trunk or should I act surprised?Well we didnt get stopped and the next day I took him to a friends to stay till monday ever since I have called him trunk dude.And he is a royal pain in the ass arrogant,pushy,a liar that acts like everyone but him is responsible for his gas,cigarette money.He trades his families food stamps for drugs,has no character at all.