7 hour cut!!

One morning my sis called and said she had been wanting a haircut for months and Abner wouldnt pay for it.So she got hammered and did it herself I asked well how did it turn out? She started laughing and said it took 7 hours and she looks like she had chemo.She said she has bald spots all over I couldnt help it I busted up laughing.I told her to get a knit hat to wear which she did till it grew back.A couple months later she asked if I needed a haircut I looked at her as if she were nuts and said naaaaaaaaa dont think so.
When she was telling me about her hair she said remember Sherrards hair when he was high and pulled his hair out? I said yea she said well its worse.That morning Abner got up and looking at her he said why didnt you say you wanted a haircut?Abner thinks hes always right better at everything than anyone else. He writes songs[scary] with lyrics like 'came home to no dinner boy I married a winner'He gets drunk and screams that she doesnt VALUE him.She isnt allowed to grocery shop nor put anything in the cart she would like to have.He calls her woman!I really HATE this moron!rude,crude,socially impolite!